'You were down there so long!' Frank cried. 'I didn't think - oh, gods, don't
ever do something like that again!
He wrapped Hazel in a bear hug.
(via viria)Source: sharadaprincess
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
(via keyofmgy)Source: omwrecker
fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them
(via keyofmgy)Source: turtle-ambulance