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mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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this is extremely accurate 

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thesushiowl:

An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had countless lovers and friends, and they have seen them all fade away as time passes. The being tells one of their lovers, whom they’ve been with for ten years or so, about their ability, and the lover begs to have the energy shared with them so they can be together for eternity.

"I can’t," the immortal says.

"Why not?" the lover asks.

"I’m already sharing my power."

"With who?"

The immortal looks down. “My cat.”

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jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

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mugglebornheadcanon:

603. Muggleborns smuggling in Pizza Hut, Nandos and Taco Bell and spreading it around all the house tables during dinner, causing Dumbledore to find a way to make them available at Hogwarts.

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crystallized-teardrops:

it’s actually embarrassing how much i care about having access to internet 24/7

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After witnessing a college student’s year-old backpack, Tony began working on affordable, sturdier backpacks. He challenged students that, provided the situation could be repeated, he would give scholarships to those who could destroy their bags so that he could improve the material. Even with multiple modifications, Tony is still occasionally (and pleasantly) surprised to learn about how a backpack has been destroyed.

After witnessing a college student’s year-old backpack, Tony began working on affordable, sturdier backpacks. He challenged students that, provided the situation could be repeated, he would give scholarships to those who could destroy their bags so that he could improve the material. Even with multiple modifications, Tony is still occasionally (and pleasantly) surprised to learn about how a backpack has been destroyed.

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sharkchunks:

disneypixar:

A trip down sensory lane.

Filmmakers take note- This five second scene not only fully describes a characters backstory, but the entire reason he acts the way he acts through the film, taking him from a villain to a sympathetic character and justifying a total reversal of his actions in the present. In five seconds, this movie does for the development of a character more than most movies do in two hours. This is why you should be studying Disney and Pixar along with Martin Scorsese and Stanley Kubrick, and ignoring professors and elitist students who deride them as “kids stuff.”

sharkchunks:

disneypixar:

A trip down sensory lane.

Filmmakers take note- This five second scene not only fully describes a characters backstory, but the entire reason he acts the way he acts through the film, taking him from a villain to a sympathetic character and justifying a total reversal of his actions in the present. In five seconds, this movie does for the development of a character more than most movies do in two hours. This is why you should be studying Disney and Pixar along with Martin Scorsese and Stanley Kubrick, and ignoring professors and elitist students who deride them as “kids stuff.”

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